Doesn’t Kindergarten Cop begin with a violent action scene that’s incongruous with the “kid friendly comedy” goals of the movie also? I don’t think I have ever actually seen the whole movie, but I remember being surprised when at age 6 or so I asked my parents to watch it and they told me it was too violent.…

“Make the words come back. Make the words come back.”

I suppose that’s another difference between the USA and Canada. When we get network outages here, people don’t think that society is on the verge of collapse. We just assume that Rogers or Bell/Telus fucked something up again.

No problem, I’ve spent years trying to memorize as many pictures of Scarlett Johansson and Kristen Bell...and, more recently, Ana De Armas...as possible.

Well, family more than community—and Apatow’s idea of family is, yes, pretty small-c conservative: heterosexual relationships that produce children. His movies actually tend to refute the idea of finding family and community other ways; the dudes in Knocked Up may not be terrible guys in the end, but they’re not…

American politics today is definitely 98.3% kayfabe.

Exhibit C: Matt “DUI” Gaetz
Exhibit D: Trump lawyer Michael Cohen
Exhibit E: Rep Louie “Dumbshit Goober” Goehmert
Exhibit F:  aw fuck ... this list could go on all day & night

come on now, don’t tease a listicle and not deliver

and that is why Babe Lincoln gets a statue

Yes it is weird.  It also doesn’t even crack the top 10 of “Ted Cruz is a weirdo” facts.

I have been a practicing attorney for 15 years, and let me just say something that I feel everyone should know: You do not need to be smart to go to law school. People think you do, but you don’t. Exhibit A illustrating this phenomenon is of course, me. Exhibit B is Ted Cruz, who reveals himself to be an utter moron…

That guy is a total diva, but still manlier than Ted Cruz by an order of magnitude 

Ron Perlman is 70 years old but he would still destroy any of these motherfuckers 

I love the guy’s over-dramatic, “Oh, I’ve been shot! How dreadful!” pose.

...I mean, why is Ted Cruz offering to have Jim Jordan wrestle Ron Perlman seemingly of completely his own initiative? Also it feels weird for Cruz to insult a 70 year old man for not getting in to an actual fight and still seem to think he holds some kind of a moral high ground there.

Okay, so while I get what you are getting at, in wrestling the two performers must work together and enhance each other in order to produce the best possible match.

Well, turns out making memes is actually really easy. So I did it.

Yes, but this movie solves it by having the main character played by Bautista, so you don’t have to worry about his character being more interesting or less annoying than the child.

Bless your heart. Check the username.

I think the Forrest statue should be replaced with a box of chocolates.