Ahh ... never change G/O AV Club. I guess all the proof readers were in Chicago.

Nice to see Laura Dern involved with one successful rebellion at least.

I would definitely NOT consider myself a Nick Cage fan. I love some of the movies he’s in (Mandy, The Rock, Face/Off...) but I don’t particularly get excited about him in new roles. With that said... I’ve seen this movie and it’s legit a very fun time!

I’M A CAT! I’M A SEXY CAT!

Fun fact: in his AMA the other day, he mentioned that he gave that jacket to Laura Dern after wrap.

Cage on Cage, Oh Yeah

Mr. Coppola.

Well hello!

i’m not entirely sure ‘more casual Cage fans who know him mainly from stuff like Leaving Las Vegas and Moonstruck’ exist in 2022. wouldn’t the ‘casual fans’ ONLY know him from the memes and not 30 year old movies?

If you were to hang out with Nicolas Cage, what would you call him? Nic? Nicolas? Mr. Cage?

Yup that's where my mind went too. Peak Simpsons years. 

Scaling this fuel would be ridiculous and unfeasible, which is the issue ethanol ran into with corn-based fuels. You end up having to cultivate more arable land for fuel than for food and you either end up with no food or no land. The energy expenditures required to turn uncultivated land into fuel-supporting farmland…

Fighting crime in a future time.

Central Organization of Police Specialists. Its a crappy backronym, but they did have a banging theme song:

The first Conjuring movie was fun. I didn’t see the second one. I recently watched Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do it and it pissed me off a little. It is based on a real murder case and the murderer was convicted, only served 5 years, and is still alive. And here we have a movie taking his bullshit “I was…

The thing I really like about Patrick Wilson is that, reportedly, his career goal was to “be in a million movies and have no one know who I am.” Mission accomplished, my good man.

I knew they were bullshit artists, I didn’t know that they specifically laid out contracts (or tried) to make sure no one could accuse ed of pedophilia or child pornography (relating to his mistress, I’m imagining?) which is one of those “I feel like you don’t need this in a contract unless this is a thing that…

Every time a new movie based on the Warrens comes out a whole bunch of outlets, some journalistic and others just the entertainment press, take the editorial stance that ghosts and demons must be real. This never gets followed up on.

I came for the exposure of the Warrens as grifters, I stayed for the story about how Lorraine claimed to have met Bigfoot. Apparently he just had an infection in both feet, normally they aren’t that big!