Oh fuck I had no idea they were rebooting The 4400. I loved that show on its initial airing. 

Haven’t watched the doc but the really icing on the cake would be if the song in the end credits was a version of “Fly me to the moon”

So, I went in too check the intro and now I’m 47 minutes into the documentary. It’s great! And I don’t even watch or play hockey.

What youre not a fan of Turkish Dirt Hockey?

Here take this Star Multiplier. Use it on your journey

So does that mean that the closing Olympic ceremonies will be a black and white incoherent stream of consciousness? Or will we get the ending where the team captain masterbates onto an unconscious ref?

And here i figured that “You’re not ready for what’s coming” was referring to Jagr’s mullet. 

Get in the fucking crease, Pavel!

I’m not really interested in seeing an emotionally-fragile teenager work out his daddy issues through violent outbursts... but enough about the NHL, what’s this Evangelion thing?

Wow, what a ruckus just cause Harry married a black woman.

I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

“It all ends in one of two ways: either someone gets eaten or something blows up.”

Based on the opinions shared on WFAN, I’d hazard a guess that many Jets fans are Newsmax viewers already ...

“That scoreboard is completely off.”

I hope you’re wrong, but only because I’ve got “Perp walk in front of Mar A Lago” in the pool.

For me, the Kirk jokes work best when there are only a couple a season, and they’re quick with it (see: “I told that idiot to slice my sandwich!”). I don’t need a whipping boy character to have a rich narrative arc--Moleman volunteers his time at an animal shelter? Who knew?--but I don’t need to see him get kicked all…

(You also won’t see Krusty, who, in this draft, shows up for what he assumed was a friendly bit of wife-swapping.)

It harkens back to how they’ve treated Lisa: She started as the small voice of the young, idealistic writing staff, but became a shrill punching bag as they became older and more jaded. The Lisa of “Lisa the Vegetarian” could at least reconcile how her moral superiority put off others to the point where they doubled…

I always thought the “Kirk is a loser” jokes in subsequent episodes became increasingly more mean spirited and less funny, but they got the balance right here. Kirk’s pitiful, but he’s also spiteful, aggressive, and in complete denial about his own failures as a husband (and singer), so it’s easier to see how much…

It’s a nice example of a sneaky-great episode in that if I had to list my favorites, this one probably wouldn’t immediately spring to mind, but just about every scene has one of my favorite individual jokes somewhere in it (including, as someone in the Twitter comments mentioned, Bart hitting Homer with a chair, which…