If only. We have very much given up.

And Isabella is a form of the name Isabelle, which is also the name of an anthropomorphic dog in “Animal Crossing”. And dogs are one of the animals that can catch Covid-19. It’s all becoming clear...

Please Stop, Internet

I am now on a holy crusade to stop the creation of Tres Equis.

Overheard a wacko end-times preacher from a car at a stop light when this all started that pointed out that if you add the value of the letters in Corona plus the six letters in the word itself you get 666. Told a buddy maybe I should switch to Dos Equis which he pointed out means Two Horses, so either way I guess…

If we would only allow for big-game hunters to wipe out the rhinoceros population we wouldn’t get colds, because that’s the origin of rhinovirus.

No, heathen, clearly this is a plague sent by God:

Spaghetti? From Italy? You mean the first country outside of Asia to have a serious outbreak?

How did the Romans know to invent the word ‘corona’ 2,500 years ago? Wake up, sheeple!

I’ve come to the conclusion that if we could travel back in time and ask past survivors of pandemics and plagues to describe the experience the majority would answer:

Well, this being quarantine, I guess people have to do something in between masturbations.

“That’s a good ass theme song. Man, why don’t shows have theme songs anymore?”

Like everything connected to Doom Patrol, those opening titles are criminally underrated.

Good deep cut with Real Adventures of Johnny Quest, the show as a whole was forgettable, but I still remember the opening and its great music. The Batman intro is the best intro ever. Space Ghost also amazing, and I loved how often they changed it up.

I have a tattoo that says “females are strong as hell” I love the theme song so much. 

It always makes me happy when Kimmy comes up out of the bunker and smiles in the sunshine in the intro

A+ to Coburn’s pick. Cruel Angel’s Thesis is my favorite anime opening ever. It’s even my default ring tone.

Missed one:

I don’t think I like this one as much as I used to just because I feel like we have a generation of law enforcement that was raised on it, to our detriment as a society. That said, I love The Shield, which is a pretty excellent deconstruction of it.

I guess it’s pretty easy for you to like that trope, sitting behind your cushy desk!