My wife and I have a theory about popular christian music: it resets roughly every couple of decades. From the 50's until the seventies, it all sounded like 50's music. Then it all sounded like 70's music until the 90's. There was sort of a soft/indie pop reset in the 2010's, but now it all sounds like that.

And the inevitable effect of that is to also believe that people who’s lives get destroyed but didn’t inspire anyone must’ve deserved it somehow. Which comes with a nice side order of smugness that you’re better than those poor suckers.

The galaxy brain thinking of “maybe God has young people get sick and die of horrible illnesses on purpose to... inspire other people” is really sick in and of itself, imo. It’s either believe in hokum like that or realize that life isn’t fair and some people just get destroyed through no fault of their own.

I’ve had to sit through this trailer so many times! My favorite part is that Archie plays a singer who’s like 20 years old and has like 32 number one hits, which makes me laugh since the Beatles only had 20 and Mariah Carey has had 18 in her whole career.

That’s classic Brittany

I think “Hook up” here means “John and Brittany kissed behind the tannery, but they didn’t French.”

If they never even managed to sacrifice some interloping townies to their Moon God (as is ordained, as written, all glory to Lunos, may the Earth drown in the blood of the non-believers), what chance did that show have?

The only reason why Kid Nation won’t be revived is because of the fear of kids eventually learning to build their own broadband network that’s faster than Comcast & Australia’s NBN for the sole purpose of Fortnite and TikTok.

This sounds very worthwhile and for the first time in decades I wish I still had HBO. As a classic movie fan I’d like to recommend a film antecedent, “Keeper of the Flame,” an early Tracy/Hepburn film directed by no less than George Cukor that deals with a millionaire/media celebrity’s attempt to stage a fascist take…

One of my co-workers was at Costco yesterday and in front of him in line was a guy in his 80's with a cart filled to the brim with just ice cream and wine. He’s doing it right.

De La Fuente is only 65 and Vermin Supreme is a spry 58. No way these spring chickens have a chance in this year’s election. This cycle, we like ‘em OLD!

I buy his bumper stickers every year out of a civic duty to support his role in a proud lineage of American stunt candidacy.

Vermin Supreme does not seem like a  good candidate for the presidency, but I sincerely don’t know why people who support Donald Trump wouldn’t find him just as acceptable 

Always relevant

Yeah!  I love monkey-smugglin’ Patrick Dempsey.  I like to pretend that’s what happened to Ronald Miller after Cindy Mancini eventually dumped him.

So, everyone who catches the contagion turns into Tilda  Swinton?

I bet they haven’t even TRIED essential oils.

Right, she just spreads it to Europe and the US.  Which, when you consider how we treat other epidemics when they start to affect white people, you COULD say she was the reason anyone cared in the first place.