“What’s particularly baffling, aside from the obvious, is the other customers who don’t really react to what’s happening”

Look, if something wasn’t prepared to her satisfaction, she has every right to return her food.

Fun fact: this is how you audition for a role in Trailer Park Boys.

I feel bad for the young worker, who must now be referred to as a poo-teen.

Now, now, let he who is without sin...

Where does she think she is? A fucking Applebees??

loose stools, pancake butt, untied shoes

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

With a name like Sidney Bouvier Gilstrap-Portley, he should’ve tried lacrosse. 

*Homer Simpson voice* Mmmmmmm, hot dog water.

I believe they’re called “pedophiles”.

Police were on the scene grilling bystanders about the incident and took away several suspects in a pattywagon.

Must be all that country music makes ‘em violent.

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m getting a strong Randy Marsh vibe from this fight.

Is it me or does she sound like the type of lady that would hold up a drive thru lane to complain about....well anything.

Wait...how come no one’s calling them thugs?

Needed a few more good guys with cornholes.

Fucking Western European immigrants at it again.

I miss Tuesday Night Fights.