It’s simple. His district doesn’t have a phantom pooper problem, therefore his district is outperforming its peers, justifying his generous salary.

This is absolutely true, but I think it’s more Dr. Strangelove attempting to preserve their precious fluids than it is Seinfeld master of their own domain.

Personally I’m overwhelmed by the obvious genetic superiority on display.

Nothing says “alpha male” like layered t shirts.

He’s going to Staples to use some scissors (he can’t afford to buy them).

I mean, you have to think about the fanbase there. Cincinnati is a suburb of Northern Kentucky.

“Here in Cincinnati, we prefer our black men to reinforce racist stereotypes.”

Japan, just two generations ago, literally invaded Korea, kidnapped and raped women, and never truly apologized. But sure, crazy to think that anyone could be offended.

Joshua Cooper Ramo (born December 14, 1968)^[1] is vice chairman and co-chief executive of Kissinger Associates, the consulting firm of former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger.

And this guy hasn’t been fired yet... How? Seems like being an “Asian analyst”  while possessing nearly no knowledge of Asian cultures or their histories to the point that he managed to insult an entire ethnic group TWICE in one broadcast is kind of like he lied in his resume.

they did, but it was six million $CAN.

“Nobody said no”

Give him a break, he’s writing for a Nietzsche audience.

Ok, 99% sure this is what happened:

What a Kant.

I don’t believe this was written by a person, but an AI program using a state of the art neural network. It’s actually pretty sophisticated stuff, once you can stare past the literary uncanny valley.

on Golden State of Mind, a Warriors site in the SB Nation network of team blogs

Dude, Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature.

I haven’t seen a Christian be that racist since the opening ceremonies of the Winter Olympics.