+1 Subway sub

I’d applaud but tiger already had the clap.

Goddamn fan. If anything, we know that it was getting in the holes all these years that ruined Tiger’s game in the first place.

Those investors are dipshits who deserve to lose all their money.

“You people can entertain me, but don’t become three dimensional humans with feelings and thoughts. Then I will call you entitled.”

The subtext is obvious but it’s worth spelling out that “family-friendly” here is a dogwhistle for “you won’t have to explain to your kids that a professional athlete is upset that unarmed black people are getting murdered by police, in the very unlikely event they even noticed the brief protest to begin with”. Christ.

Superman II is a bit of a mess but it’s got Zod. How you gonna deny Zod? You’re not, you can’t even try.

It will be played in stadiums with “simplified” rules that McMahon says will speed up the games to about two hours.

If you’ve gambled and lost mortgage payments on the NIT, Vince McMahon has the league for YOU!

With the surplus of qualified quarterbacks in the NFL, I’m sure this will not be a problem. There must be dozens of professional quality Quarterbacks in the country just waiting for a call.

It’s like if Thursday Night Football were every game.

This is what you get from fan feedback:

By gawd that’s Jeff Fisher’s music!

The XFL: Now With Completed Passes (Maybe)

Which was a bigger waste of cash: the XFL or Linda’s Senate campaign?

A real barn burner!

Nobody seems to call for the removal of HOF-ers elected before 1947

Dude, Bud Selig is a hall of famer.