Cleveland Steamers needs to be the next MLS expansion team, and they need to pick up Deuce and Kaka.

You have to warp your mind into their own world. Basically, its (A) Trump has condemned the Anthem Protests (B) the NFL has done nothing to stop the Anthem Protests (C) Liberals hate America/Trump and should, therefore, Love the NFL because they refuse to stop the Anthem Protests (D) That Stadium is near empty (E) the…

Isn’t the lack people watching bad football the free market at work??!?

Mega plus for the name alone

What the actual fuck is that guy trying to say? No, seriously, not in a, “Boy, that guy’s point is bad” way, but in a more literal, “What the actual fuck is that guy trying to say” way.

What Mitchell forgets is that the Browns have always been tired of winning.

I thought that was the inauguration crowd. My mistake.

Not the first time today I’ve seen the Browns leave streaks around the lower bowl while circling the drain.

why does this cat look like this?

I need to see the video before I can decide how I feel.

What’s the number of her trainer?

Obviously. Everyone knows JB is into hentai.

We eyeballed the spot, we eyeballed the chains, break out the micrometer!

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

“I always say, if you think you can just drop any old ex-player in a TV studio and expect great things, you’re a shippleblubbynyudnu”

Oh come on. That’s just locker room talk.

That Pepsi commercial earned 15 yards and a loss of down for Unintentional Comedy

It’s also Rex Ryan’s pet name for his wife.

A real leader wouldnt have backed away from saying that. A real leader wouldve grabbed that phrase by the.... by the....by the..... Shoot. Blanking on the word.

“pussbopyurpyup”