After reading this article, you know what I need? 6000 words from Bill Simmons on how “the refs being out to get Cousins” affects the theoretical trade to Boston.

Shouldn’t that kid be at home with his dying mother instead of out begging strangers to crowdfund his purchase of some Payless loafers?

see, this is why nobody is really offended by saying “Merry Christmas” to one another... I’m about as atheist as it gets and I have no problem with theists wishing me a merry Christmas. To them it may mean something about Jesus and all that, but to me they’re wishing that I spend merry day with my family, which is a…

After I came out as atheist to my parents in high school, that December they tried playing the “So why do we still celebrate this if you don’t believe the story behind it, hmm?” card. Without missing a beat, I responded with how American Christmas—as we celebrated it, anyway—is about family and togetherness (and…

There’s all sorts of cool pagan stuff in there as well as the good secular Christmas as well. Jesus doesn’t come into it at all the way I do it.

yep. and the worst Christmas song is the one about the Christmas Shoes.

I actually grew up in a “fake tree” family. It didn’t happen until I was maybe a teen, but it was the best move ever by my parents.

I’m a big old liberal atheist who celebrates the shit of muscular, American consumer X-mas.

I do both actually, crazy I know. When Im in a scarf it down mood and I do handfuls but plenty of times I savor each one. Esp with mixed nuts, cmon, you dont want that all in one taste everytime, you do actually want to taste each nut.....that didnt sound good lol

He will never get a smart phone from me. The only phone he will get is a dumb phone prepaid that can text and call.

It’s fucking gorgeous.

Ya know, Reddick probably wins a footrace with Allen. Just one end of the court to the other, he’s a whole lot faster. But Allen has an intuition for the geometry of the game, the angles and the contours. You can only get that by spending hour after hour doing things the right way. Repetition, you know? Practice,…

That rat is insufferable.

The best part, he’s sneaky athletic, a real hard worker, first to the gym and last one to leave. Real shining example of grit, work ethic, and intelligence.

Heady play. Just a smart, heady play. Great basketball IQ on this kid. Really terrific.

Serpentor will obviously be a resurrected Half-Reagan/Half-Nixon monstrosity.

Watch the Panthers get all the top KHL prospects for the next 4 hopefully not 8 years.

Ok. It’s obvious now... Trump is assembling a real world COBRA. Won’t be long before he dons the helmet and demands we call him Cobra Commander. Who is his Destro though? Who is the Baroness? Dr Mind Bender? The twins? OH SHIT, YOU GUIZE!?? WHO IS SERPENTOR?!!????!!!?!

Damn, these posts on The Onion crack me up. Wait, what...?

At least Trump picked someone who has a lot of experience with his organization successfully executing quick exit strategies.