On December 30 of this year, the Bills’ playoff win drought will reach drinking age: it will have been 21 years since they last won a playoff game. And as of January 8, it will have been 17 years since the Bills even made the postseason.

Snopes.com has just released an article that says that reports that NFL-quality football was played in Orchard Park yesterday are “undetermined.”

Potential

Totally. Richie Incognito and other NU alum only.

Man imagine the cornfed blue collar football guys they will attract. No glory boys, just good players from good families who will really become students of the game. I say go for it.

Part Lyle Lanley, part Eric Trump.: maybe he can convince the populace that Peyton Manning supported this venture through his multitudinous audibles.

Swing and a miss!

It’s not even a good regular pun.

Who knew Adrian Peterson was such a good “switch hitter?”

“I’ll take ’tweets that are going to be deleted soon’ for $50, Alex”

ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD FUCKING PUN

Brett? This is Curt, I’m calling about the opening at Breitbart you applied for. We just checked your resume, and your in.

God damn it. The intern had one fucking job.

Scorching! Have a flame.

We need a revised “star system”.

Surprisingly, the more accurate “Bilfhuntress” was already taken. Kinja.

Dilfhuntress—thank you for your comment.

This scandal represents the first time anyone has ever received useful information from sports radio.

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

I’m not sure a 90 second video can prove consent. This is precisely why I always ask any potential sex partner if I can record a video of the entire encounter. They leave immediately and I don’t have to worry about being charged with sexual assault.