I hate that you’re right

Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.

And here he is the night of the attempted robbery.

So the perp didn’t get that money money, yeah yeah?

That’s formal attire in Florida.

That article left out the best part:

What’s funny is that while the rest of the world laughs at the obviousness of that statement, every Bills fan reads that and thinks “He could be wrong...if anyone can out-Brown the Browns, it’s the Bills.”

“So.. you’re saying that’s NOT real?” - Donald Trump

If someone affiliated with the Bills is going out on a limb, I bet there’s a table underneath it.

The only way the Browns are going to get better is if they move to Baltimore again.

I expect the Browns to use this as bulletin board material. Right next to their “Hang in there” kitten poster.

You jest, but I’ve heard Sarah fucking Palin’s named bandied about for Secretary of the VA. A woman who’s qualification for the post is “My shitbag son of a son is a vet.”

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Why do you think he’s called a “Pooh” bear.

“Burying wildlife in shit and piss........I like it!!! Let’s make a key part of my administration”

What the hell was Jay Cutler doing in Turkey???

I can’t be the only one loving that old school Huskies logo. How did they choose Raptors over Huskies? Man, the 90's were weird. I’m certain that this is a re-branding everyone would get behind.

another poop-related question I have, though:

I love this team. Very psyched for them to get crushed in the conference finals!