I had no idea Papa John was any more a real person than Tipsy McStagger until he became a Louisville megadonor.  

I really think of Poochie as the last attempt to pander to Gen X.

The 1969 version is on Youtube.

Since the USA didn’t even qualify, and my northern European ancestry of Germany, Russia, and Sweden has failed me, it’s down to rooting for America’s original ally, France!

I doubt any Cardinal fan has read Sartre ever but it’s the same type of swarm.

Go Rocky River! I dated a girl from there when he was about 3. I’m sure the meager sale tax I paid on Natty Light at SDM Mart helped his education. I should practically been on the podium with him.

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Honestly, I would be much more likely to watch figure skating if it was all jazz covers of turn of the century “modern” rock..

Came to the comments for a Big Boss Man reference.

Do you want to shop at an American Eagle/Ambercrombie/Aeropostal on the 1st and 3rd floor? That’s what it was like when I was their in the year 2000.

I’m from Upstate NY and have cousins from Mankato. When they visited we’d take them to Niagara Falls or Cooperstown. When we visited they took us to MOA.

Why is the NES computer so bad at kickoffs but better at clock management than Andy Reid?

I’d rather watch Jem and the Holograms.

What if it’s not specifically a sports bar but not an upscale bar? I live in a small town Upstate where their are two bars. One’s a dive bar and the other is a pizza place that serves micro brews so it’s the fancy bar. Both aren’t specifically sports bars but they’ll have ESPN and NHL Network on with no volume most of…

So if someone doesn’t actively resist torture it’s not torture? Is this guy defending a Nazi at Nuremberg?

I like this as a Bills fan even though it’s against my self interest.

Featuring Judy Bagwell.

Beat me to it.