Assuming this is a bootable offense.

So the Aussies are the ones who pronounce it toe-ma-toe?

What is it with this crazy hemisphere?

I was disappointed by the lack of Cleveland RTA in the article. My ex’s house had an RTA stop in her front yard on the Detroit rout in River and always had shady characters hanging out.

This is my favorite scene in cinematic history. Most of the extras were actual French refugees.

Is he related to Papa John? Both so punchable.

I think Fanta is out to destroy America’s mental health based on their theme song.

I’m high functioning on the spectrum and I’m tired of it as being an excuse for asshole behavior.

I’m on meds for hypothyroidism and that excuse is about as good as saying as Asprin makes me crazy. Isn’t cold medication the go to BS cover up to be high/drunk off your ass?

What I’ve enjoyed rewatching the show since the move to FFX is that I viewed the world through the eyes of Bart growing up and know I view Lisa as my surrogate.

I’m seeing double, four Roses!

That Eat/Park story got me misty eyed. I worked summers at a Dunkin on the NYS Thruway. We always got our ass kicked on holidays and I would get super stressed out just because of the volume and my social anxiety disorder.

So I guess Akron’s inferiority complex extends to men’s golf.

I never knew I so wanted to see Arnold’s Mr. Freeze in a Nolan Batman movie until you suggested it.

Aw jeez.

I have a reoccurring dream where an airplane crashes on me.

I don’t get the point of hunting chipmunks unless you’re a 12 year old sadist with a BB gun.

Patty Larceny 2012!

Just missing a Ranch dressing story.

I worked at a Dunkin on the NYS Thruway, and these weird but nice Qubecois trucker brothers would come in for a latte “extra shot, extra hot.” I just gave them the extra expresso for free (fuck HMS Host) and was happy they didn’t burn themselves. Honestly my favorite regulars.