Nothing can make me dislike a guy who broke the hearts of Knicks fans and was on Clerks TCS.

If we're doing the Morse code thing.

It's no knucklepuck.

I think Missouri is the one who wants to avoid John Brown.

I live in Rochester and I'm the only one I know who drinks it.High school/ College kids down Genny Light because it's cheap and weak. Cream Ale is for a dedicated alcohol who wants a super cheap beer that has a decent kick.

At least they reported from the sidewalk, the local stations in Rochester love to send out anchors to drive the shitty roads live and talk into the camera man in the passenger seat.

Wait, people prefer intersections to traffic circles?

I kept expecting her to suddenly bust into Let it Go.

I just got smarter from reading the comments section, mind blown.

I get the league's response as corporate SOP, but I think they failed to see hockey is still a niche sport in most of the USA. It was a chance to differentiate the NHL from the BS the other major sports leadership puts out, though I guess it isn't a story if there's no suspension.

I was wondering why Happy Scrappy: Hero Pup wasn't listed.

Xena needs Xex.

I really wish they went with the original idea of Part III being set during Prohibition and not 1885. After going to THE FUTURE with flying cars, holograms, and $50 Pepsi, shoehorning in a Western to a time travel saga was super disappointing to me as a kid.

I post on io9 second behind Deadspin on Gawker, and I praise you sir for pointing out the Abrams Star Trek movies are good. Also, X-Men 3 was a perfectly cromulent way to end the original trilogy.

As a manager for the women's team at Kent State, I once drove 4 hours from home on break to take a 3 hour bus ride to Ohio U. I managed to leave the VHS camera in my car and screwed up the Subway order post game by listing my sub as 12' resulting in all the players subs being only 6'.

As the game went past midnight, it was my worst birthday since Super Bowl 27. At least I had Duff's pre game.

Ummm, I say a hot dog is a sandwhich.

I worked at Dunkin Donuts, and though definitely not the most definitive bagel spot I buttered more bagels than I put cream cheese on, mainly I suspect people are cheap. Buttering a bagel and putting cream cheese on was a pain in the ass as it makes it really hard to spread the cream cheese but I didn't hold it…

Is disapoint

I hate Belichick as much as the next person but I have a deep admiration for a guy to take a crash course in the science of ball inflation just to show his utter contempt for the media.