I'll admit the presser inspired me to rub one out thinking of Maris Tomei.

He's not a climate scientist but....

I fucking hate schools that make the women's team play in the shitty old gym. Looking at you Bama, Kentucky, and until recently Syracuse. Sure there are more I don't know of.

No it's more of a Utica expression.

I'm not a expert but I would guess the FCC is more protective about the Emergency Broadcast System than how many times they say "shit" on South Park. No channel would be dumb enough to abuse the EBS warning to promote a show (I hope) but it seems like a good rule to have in place.

I wouldn't count on it. Most of the dirt sheets are saying Vince decided he didn't like the gimmick and probably be repackaged back in NXT.

I did see him at a Legends of Wrestling show outside Buffalo this summer. He actually wrestled and it went about as well as you'd imagine 52 year old Virgil with ring rust to do.

Not surprisingly, TNA had a sadder version.

Man Getting Hit in Shoulder With Basketball is a disappointing follow up by Moleman. Grade +C.

I worked overnights at a Dunkin in a NYS Thruway plaza and we would always get slamed after concerts at an amphitheater down the road. One time after a Dead show a guy comes in obviously tripping balls comes in an orders a dozen donuts. When I ask what I want kind I get no reply so eventually I just give him a random…

You'd think they try to avoid whatever their allergy is and not actively go where it exists. That's the aliens from Signs level dumb.

Sound like they'll have a case of the Mondays.

I'm just curious as to how a 20 year old stadium can be that shitty. I get why the Raiders and Chargers want out of 60s style multi purpose stadiums, but how bad can it really be in St. Louis?

Glad someone else remembers that album.

Those nostrils are terrifyingly huge.

Whatever happened to the Blue-Grey Game? It was my favorite Civil War based college ASG.

I too was looking forward to seeing the Jim Abbott of punters.

I know, why should you assume a lifelong ABQ resident would know English?

I think Herb will be the first to admit he screwed up. Usually he's waiting for a guy to tap.

Yeah, screw them for not walking out and immediately finding one of all those great jobs out there!