I worked at an amusement park/ camp ground/ outdoor concert venemy and they'd host an Evangelical festival for two weeks. Two weeks of 12 hour shifts and people who had no respect for minimum wage workers who were probably not saved. The onesecond who tried to convert you were actually more pleasant than the entitled…

Contrarian lobster hating is a really fucking annoying trend on the internet. "But it looks like a bug!" Are you five years old?

Too lazy to read the comments, but I just want to point out she looks like Darlen and/or Lorde.

I'm just interested at how a beer with 5% ABV caused such a violent reaction.

I don't know about about Deadspin in general but I think most DUAN commentators appreciate him.

WHATAMANNUVER!

I live across the Lake in Rochester and have made numerous day trips to Toronto and the other side of The Falls, Canada is more foreign than I thought.

They were actually trying to plead some sanity into their own mascot:

My ex used to pee outside after Kent State football games so either 1 or 2 she's being more dignified. Still it was part of the reason I fell in love with her.

While 6 year old me is disappointed in the world of 2015, I think it's for the best we can access, record, and edit any type of media in a device that can fit in our pockets than accidentally kill each with flying cars and hover boards.

Yes, like this team but I think they get eliminated in the in the round of 8.

It's actually a sad Pitbull/Seacrest/Daly three way, and to think we were supposed to have flying cars and hover boards by now.

Might literally be DUANing due to insomnia DUAN

Might just be an urban legend in the mental health community, but supposedly there's a pizza shop in California one number off from a suicide hotline whose employees have talked a lot of people down and guided them to the proper professionals.

So my Mom has taken to liking Dr. Laura posts on Facebook.

Beer battered haddock with fries and slaw or GTFO.

I really don't think they want to have a "That girl is so going to be rapped in the first five minuets" marathon.

I never seen the film but my friend in Jr. High tricked me into buying his Sega CD (new system and about 10 games for only $50, that's a steal!) and it was one of the less bad games.

She took it better than the last time Indiana lost in NYS. Also seems to have access to better seats. Good for her.

I would like to know who the brunette with the short hair at The Maxx is.