If you're a celebrity and have money, I don't understand why you don't hire a driver.

I was going to post: "Pussy!-Vodka Samm"

Bring back the Whale!

Ebola is one of the literally shittiest ways to die and I'd be freaking out if I lived in west Africa, but one guy who was immediately quarantined doesn't have me freaked out. Probably not comforting, but you're like a million more times likely to die talking a walk around the block than getting Ebola or get beheaded…

God this show sucks right now. Can't believe they kept Jost over Cecily

If you want to dip into the early Cold War I can't recommend Atomic Cafe enough if you haven't seen it.

I want whatever sedatives the announcers are on.

Like how the DUAN title matched up with the preceding non-sponsored headline.

Probably shows how little I know about pro sports, but this seems like playing a few games on rookie to warm up for All-Madden.

She made the video for me. STUPID BOYS!

Mad Mad Beyond Fargo Dome.

Kent State didn't lose, let's rock out!

Just curious, did Vegas take this game off the board or could I have taken Clemson +16.5?

The 'Peg?

SEC! SEC! SEC!

Don't blame me, I voted Teachout.

Took 5 posts in for me to recommend taking a glance.

I was going to post the Donnie Darko version but this was the first search result for "Mad World cover" and I really enjoyed it.

I had no idea which team was which. I thought Maryland had some new shitty black and yellow Under Armour alternate (can tell WVU was in navy on the replays) and WVU had a shitty all white road uniform.

Not how you throw a football, but that's how I throw a remote watching Kent State 90% of the time.