I guess when you really think about it, we all threw that pitch. Sigh.

“Joey Votto metaphorically hit a home run straight into my dick and my dick exploded.”

Do you mean to say that Joey Votto donged a dong, a dong that’s now gone?

R.I.P., Samer’s dick.

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

When I ask the brothers what they would collect if they were as wealthy as the Cowboys’ owner, they respond at the same time and without skipping a beat: “People.”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

This is fucking savage and I love it.

Sometimes it’s great

Still gets me.

Far Side thread?

It’s pretty easily the best strip ever and one of the great achievements in all of American culture. Check out the ones from the ‘50s and ‘60s some time.

Properly ranked, but Far Side still kills: