I would watch this show if Rick Bayless cohosted 1 day a week to drag Skip about how he never beat him in anything during their childhood and therefore he knows nothing about winning.

TLDR: “And you thought my takes were shitty before .....”

It’s a Disney network. There are just certain boundaries that you can’t even tiptoe along.

“I couldn’t BayLESS on ESPN. Now I’m going to Skip past that blue line and BayMORE.”

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

Say what you will but they have a perfectly respectable 6 - 3 record in imaginary match ups with Alabama.

Conservative memes aren’t so much attempts at jokes as they are really short pamphlets trying to fully explain everything they believe in regarding a certain subject.

Doesn’t this entrepreneur have a self-sustaining business to run?

Curt is off whatever is off the deep end. He’s next level crazy.

They say they’re America’s Team but I’m not feeling it

The face of a guy who would ask you for a sip of your milk.

As an Eagles fan who probably won’t see a Super Bowl in this lifetime, watching Cowboys fans suffer in due to an inevitable collapse is my heroin. May GM Jerry Jones live forever.

I have never felt more sympathy for Cowboys fans than I do at this very instant, having just finished this article.

Yeah... I read (or heard?) Simmons saying that it would be “designed for mobile” devices and be in more manageable chunks for commuting, or killing a few minutes at lunch, as opposed to sitting at a desk and reading something long-form. I thought it was genius. Then I read my first few Ringer articles and found myself…

I haven’t looked at the Ringer directly in over a month (I get the email blasts still); vs. Grantland, it just seems like “more to look at and less of what I liked”. Which I think is intentional, from some of what Simmons has said - re-orienting to a site that’s more friendly consumed on mobile devices, which has an…

Aside from what others have said, on the Lowe Post a few times he’s made a point of saying something like “we can refer to my old boss by his name: Bill Simmons. He was great to work for and he’s my friend.” Maybe it’s just posing, but the first or second time he said it he sounded genuinely annoyed by the idea that…

probably can’t afford him. Simmons didn’t get a blank check from HBO and The Ringer probably isn’t close to profitable yet.

And the other 40% is “I heard it on the Lowe Post” lol.

This is a huge free agent signing, I can’t wait to read Zach Lowe’s analysis.