This is what our divided nation needs to bring us together. We can all agree on one thing: fuck everyone else’s team.

AND SO IT BEGINS

Starting it off early this year.

This is still incredible, I’m shaking trying not to laugh at work.

I hope you enjoyed this final trip into the mind of Greg Jennings.

Darren Sharper is a lot less dangerous in 2-D.

Blastoise has always been better than Charizard. It’s a known fact

You’re right, it would be very racially demeaning for Kevin Love, a white a man, to insinuate that Lebron, a well dressed and thoughtful black man from Ohio, dressed no differently than someone from the impoverished state of Mississippi, because to make such a joke would be to draw upon and reproduce a horrid legacy…

while you’re making toast next, can you drop the toaster in a sink full of water and have at least one body part in there too?

No.

I cannot fathom why you spent so much time writing his.

Is this the first time Carmelo has defended anybody?

WHAT ABOUT MISSINGNO!!!!!

Ryan seems to have an odd fixation on Brandon Weeden. This is what he said at a campaign rally in August 2012: “And I’m a big football fan, that Brandon Weeden, I think you’ve got a good quarterback. This guy was great at Oklahoma State. You’re going to have a good quarterback there, so I see a good future for the…

How hard is it to pick the one fifty year old guy in pads?

I like his “redneck Packers” attire in the picture above. He probably made a staffer run out to Bass Pro Shop or some shit the morning of the game to get him something that the "people would wear" so he could be more "relatable" while he ate a sausage and drank a Bud with some wealthy donors.

Yeah like you could pick Brandon Weeden from a lineup of one

Wait a second. I thought putting a foot in your mouth was a Ryan objective?

Eh, I’d rather watch this kid than Bayless and Stephen A., so I guess that’s something.