Get in the basket, Ben.

This is literally Trump’s campaign in a nutshell.

That is his coin slot. Put in a quarter and he says hate speech. Like a KKK vending machine.

What scares me is that his Twitter account has been inactive for 23 hours. WTF, Trump?

We’ve had this “intellectualism and brains and smarts are BAD” thing going on since, like, Nixon.... Probably before then, but he might’ve been the one to really cement Resentment Of Those Rotten East-Coast Elites in the popular media.

Dragons are assholes. One of them stole the arkenstone from me and another killed my friend Beowulf over a stupid goblet.

Of course it’s not. That’s why I called it a casserole. It’s mostly suburbanites and tourists that eat it.

Your facts are very judgemental. Bad karma. The botanist will see you out.

I’m going to make what I think the best possible argument from their side would be: “Clinton cares more about being president to an extent that it sometimes overshadows her caring about the welfare of the country. That, combined with a certain amount of denial about the state of her health, has led her to run for…

The rarely discussed part of the heroin epidemic in this country is how our military inadvertently triggered this epidemic. Say what you want about the taliban but the one thing they were good at was cracking down on heroin production. Nowadays there is more opium planted in Afghanistan than coca plants in South…

He’s really good with the body language.