OMG what a load of bilge! I am laughing about installing our second Muslin (sorry I just love this) and first gay President (Huma) and also Benghazi and chemtrails! Let's put a positive spin on it though, and realize this is a ploy to APPOINT MICHELLE AS PRESIDENT.

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I cannot take credit for this, which was the best thing I read all weekend: Every time Kellyanne Conway appears on TV, a bird flies into a window.

Um, that was about the Cubs, in case that was not cear.

You shut your whore mouth!

Yes, this. He has basically said that Obama got affirmative actioned into Harvard.

How the hell did I miss, on the first reading, that woman is the grandmother?!? Sweet holy Moses on a bicycle.

Duck Dynasty meets Charlie Manson, I’m thinking. There’s got to be a homemade swastika tattoo hiding somewhere under that jaunty chapeau.