That was actually the argument that got me to stop eating meat. It was stronger than every PETA video I saw.

I will never understand why the pronoun is so hard for people to grasp.

This is another old myth that isn't exactly true. It's actually beneficial!

What if you're not an athlete? What if you're just a thirsty dude. Can you still have some Gatorade, or does that lightning bolt mean no?

I used to work with this one guy with one leg. (He was one of the higher-functioning clients at a day program for people with developmental disabilities.) When we went to the grocery store he would always ask for the motorized scooters so he could back them into me repeatedly while laughing his ass off. Then he would…

It's cool, Cthulu will consume and devour us all anyway.

As I'm reading it, we could well get that. The first half of the new show is similar to JS (they say here). Remember, on JS, all that skit stuff IS in the first half of each episode! JS himself has often remarked that (relatively) no one watches the second half (50% guilty myself), the interview portion. So I bet…

I will point out that the current Daily Show/Colbert Report lineup does have some diversity — Stewart is Jewish, and we were still a minority ourselves last time I checked, albeit one that gets to pass as "normal" until someone brings out the bagels and shmear. ;)

I got one as big as my arm at Saigon Bistro in Gilroy, CA and swore I would only eat maybe 1/4 of it. 90 minutes and 100 miles later, the whole thing was gone, baby, gone.

"This is not a pipe." Yes, I get it. It is a painting of a pipe. And these are photos of women hitchhiking. The distinction is that the pipe is a depiction of something real and the photos are actual realities.

No, no, I LOVE SUNSCREEN. GIVE ME YOUR OCTINOXATE. LET ME WALLOW IN AVOBENZONE. I WANT ALL THE TITANIUM DIOXIDE. GIVE THEM TO ME.

TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE

"Time only flows one way", you say. But I'm going to start my teenage-donated bloody supply and rejuvinated stem cells flowing into my body as soon as they're on the market, damn it! I will never decay or die!

I'm it, I've never been a Chrissy Hynde fan. I don't hate her or turn off her music, more of a "meh". The Go-Go's are fantastic. A million years ago, when Craig Kilborn was the host of the Daily Show, Belinda Carlisle was on. Craig admitted she'd been his longtime crush (and blushed through the interview) then…

Exactly. I feel like he dated all his other girlfriends for superficial reasons, and then he met Amal and was probably refreshed to find a woman that he finds sexually attractive who's also interested in things other than being famous.

Other stories on this topic make it clear that the move was from inorganic to organic material (ie. from clay to pine or wheat-based litter, I guess), not organic like cat litter grown without pesticides.

Buying organic means that more things are grown and/or created organically, which is good for the environment.