Thank you for reminding me about Bubb Rubb and Lil’ Sis.

Cool! Next do a Tesla with the wing doors open!

unmasked and unvaccinated fools where I live

I totally agree. Of “cuisines” I crave 1-2x per year, this is the one I am most able to replicate in my house (and even do so in a way that feels time-effective and scaleable for a few friends).

This was in jolly old England, mate. I think you meant calibre. 

I knew a guy who had a 2500 or 3500 manual, and from the handful of times I rode places with him it looked freaking annoying to drive. 

“They got me again!”

I’ve always taken care of my cars even if I sometimes drove them like an idiot. But, man, a few adult trips to the dentist got my ass to start flossing though. 

These clowns are still out there!

Sonic fucking blows.

My 86 CJ7 had one. 4 pedals if you include the parking brake AND the floor high beams. Got to keep the feet busy!

Have 6-speed Fit, can confirm. It’s good. My 2018 also has carplay, and that too is good. I’m not normally a bells and whistles guy, but that is probably the sole feature that keeps me interested in new(-er) cars.

If you’re going to bungle the names like that, you better at least make a cruise control pun!

Call me when it’s a Corsica.

If you get a beater Fit with a stick, they can move all their own shit to and from college. They also fit a nice spot where there are plenty of cheap 1st gens, lots of which were owned by old people and dorks, and NO hipster interest driving up prices.

A glass of wine every quarter mile (consumed through a twizzler or red vine straw if you like) would kill the bottle, right? And if you pick a heavy red, I am sure you could approximate his misery quite nicely.

I want the inside of my car to look like the outside of my body: completely smooth and slick like a seal. 

Apparently cars sold in Kentucky aren’t equipped with turn signals. Who knew?!