Fuck that... betamax all the way.

Ah yes, food insights from the people who kept porridge in drawers. Good God damn thing my forefathers left those cold wet rocks.

I have fond recollections of shower beers for reasons more aligned around efficiency than relaxation. I don’t really drink anymore, but enjoyed more than a few shower beers in my day.

I enjoy showing my friends from abroad pictures of the menu at Cracker Barrel or Waffle House for the sheer absurdity of portion sizes. We seem to eat more at most meals, but breakfast is really where our excess shines.

Don’t worry. Next week someone will write in basically needing a cheap sedan, and they’ll post two brown 70s wagons, a Japanese bread truck, and a motorcylce with a woodpaneled sidecar.

At a former job of mine, we joked that within our work community there was a perfect inverse relationship between driving ability and vehicle size as we waved goodbye to someone driving a brand new Pathfinder that somehow already has the bumper ripped off on one side. Of course, being a Nissan, that my have been a…

If you’re very careful, it can be both.

Stop at WalMart, get some camping chairs, and you’re all set!

That’s a non-violent crime. Bob’s a doofus. 

He is the Uncle Drew of being a nationally elected dipshit. The young guns get all the attention, but every now and again he shows up just to show he’s still got it.

I know! Imagine launching a Japanese maple or something like that. 

Most people who buy 4x4 vehicles in America don’t even take it that far, so it’ll probably be fine.

Ah yes, the rare “sleeper-over-cab-over-engine” configuration. 

About 20-30l/100k,...

boo

Sometimes I splurge for diesel, and if things are tight, I’ll get kerosene.

Somewhat related... does anyone here have one of the Mitsubishi Jeeps that guys like Duncan and a few others import from time to time? Those are a weird fantasy of mine. I know it would be loud, slow, uncomfortable, but I’ve never gotten to hear that from an actual owner.