A 13 year old car with 64K? You could do a lot worse.

Excuse me, I simply want to enjoy all the privileges of life in our modern society and to take on no responsibities. In fact, I want technology to lighten my social burden. Is that too much to ask?

Please to smash these up and use them as breading on a chicken breast at home then report the results.

How far away are we from the are Pringles a sandwich debate?

S - secret

Those are everywhere in my neighborhood and actually have the kids senior picture on it. It’s super weird to be walking my dogs, wave to some random dude I see a few days a week watering his flowers, and also know what his 17 year old kid looks like. 

Asked about forgeries he replied: “We don’t think many people would would even bother to do so.”

Fonda Hit

I’ve definitely lived places that do beer and wine in grocery stores. I am currently in Kentucky, and the grocery stores just sell beer. Then they have a liquor store annex out in the parking lot. BUT Walgreen’s sells wine and liquor (but no beer, I don’t think). I don’t drink, but it always seems so odd.

estripitos rojos

I’m not a luxury car shopper, but I’ve always understood it this way.

Should have prayed to the Aztek god of fire

Are these the anglo-saxtons that Marjorie Taylor-Greene, et al. were referencing?

What scoundrels. Work is for softcore porn only.

Yeah, and I get it. Space is limited. Everyone would drive every damn day if it were free, but we’re a car-dependent country and living close to campus can be more $$$ depending on where you are. It’s tough.

I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again.

If you buy an old-ass Jeep like I did, they’re all blank gauges.

Go with me on this. What if it was... BROWN?

I vase expecting about as much, so the result wasn’t as jar-ring as it might have been.