I thought that was pork on a roll

I rent a basement apartment from a nice older gay couple. They have their eccentricities, each of which has been a delight to discover over my time here. They had a giant pride flag laying out by my entrance in the process of being mounted on a stick to hang it vertically... for months. They kept apologizing for it…

That 1980 “microcomputer” was probably the size of my laptop.

It’s the sandwich of absolute last resort.

What about a hot air balloon? Actual sightseeing AND an open air environment. And a quick Googling told me that there are baskets that would accommodate some social distancing.

I hear great things, but I can’t fall asleep in the middle of the day. I can fall asleep easily at bedtime, but daytime? Never really works for me.

I imagine you have a Google alert for “whiskey” and swing onto the scene whenever it’s used incorrectly.

While it’s an acronym and their logo is stylized that way, every place I’ve seen it written in text uses “Saab”:

There’s a house near me that has 2 Rav4s, different generations, a Highlander, a Sequoia and an early 2000s Saab. I always wonder about that family.

Never underestimate Americans’ ability to fail to learn a lesson from a crisis.

The only correct answer to cleaning your entire oven continues to be one step long.

Buffalo will be fine. Bills fans clearly have no disregard for their own wellbeing, so keep dining outside with a steady flow of shit beer and maybe something to suplex your buddy off of.

Mattresses in my life:

Mattresses in my life:

Wear two condoms.

From a certain angle and without my glasses and across the street while I’m distracted.... maybe.

But it isn’t like the dorms and dining halls sitting empty leaves schools sitting on a heap of cash.

I’ve gradually eaten less and less meat over the years, and chicken is the one that grosses me out the most. In large part because I can picture how gross commercial chicken raising is. 

Love their titles in the labels though.

Do you live at a Planet Fitness?

Glad to see Jim Kitts make a move across industries.