Both kinds? You’re fancy.

I was fine with it until I could start to see the unmelted shredded cheese just lying there on top of the chips. Horrendous. I know that they have some melty Tostitos stuff going on there, but, really, how long is that going to stay warm since the meat is the only other ingredient that’s been warmed?

I don’t know why but

I happened to have an appointment shortly after dental offices reopened in Connecticut in May. I felt very safe (moreso than at most other things I do).

Hey - keep it clean. I come her for cars, not baudy humor.

Hey - keep it clean. I come her for cars, not baudy humor.

Hey - keep it clean. I come her for cars, not baudy humor.

Try not to focus on the dolls. Instead, look for a scale replica of the car placed somewhere INSIDE the car.

Remember when the NFL Color Rush gimmick? That went poorly.

I would generally avoid doing anything at a theme park ever. Too many people and their children and their germs and UGH lines.

Now THAT’S a haircut you can set your watch to.

(c) Background Check: Before the Grand Prize is awarded, potential winner will required to submit to a confidential background check. Such background check may include (but is not limited to) investigation of criminal, sexual offenses, or other arrest or conviction record, and any other factor deemed relevant by the…

Thanks for making up for the lack of model name-related puns in the title.

That Venn diagram needs a circle for small penis havers too.

Right-O. Rice, beans, veggies, and sauces/seasonings are still cheaper. I’m also lazy.

the first Broadway musical to feature multiple trucks on stage

Anyone else think Dodge had the ugliest trucks of the 90s?