Let’s remember some guys...

How much could a banana cost, Michael? Ten dollars?

But how does it look on the smashed in grill of an Altima tailgating me in the right lane? 

I was going to say something off the rollers at a 7-11 for Florida, but cheap beer in a 24 oz. can also might fit.

Have you considered “Lube Pipe”? I think it has to be called PIPE, it just zings better.

Soup-cero is literally days away from crashing onto the scene and fucking blowing away your idea of what soup can BE, man.

Living with super cheap gas and the belief that the environment was indestructible and exists to serve us must have been a hell of a time.

I want vinyl floors in all my cars. Noise and warmth be damned. The volume knob and heater work.

Remember when those guys just decided to take a knee to use their national platform during their ultimately brief careers as pro athletes to peacefully make a statement before a football game and everyone listened to what they had to say and engaged in a meaningful conversation about the issues they were hoping to…

Confused by the headline... this is EXACTLY what I thought it was.

boom, roasted.

I get frustrated when I see my co-humans consume all the garbage ($100 NFL jersey, shitty Campbell’s Chunky Soup, literally anything Dan Snyder sells) that allows an entertainment industry to line the pockets of the above mentioned dickhead or others like him to a degree none of use will really ever be able to…

Prepare your food on a salt block in a salt cellar from which you oversee your peons working in your salt mine. 

I just moved to Kentucky and have seen signs for a few. I was equally baffled. I assumed they were wrong, then I saw what appears to be an active Big Boy. I figured I had driven through a time warp until I turned on the radio. Nope, still 2020.

More bikelopnik!

I found once what I recognized to be a desirable french bike at a neighborhood yard sale for $10 in totally functional / rideable shape with new disposable bits.  Took it to a trusted local shop to see if they would take it because all I knew about old French bikes was that they were a hassle. The mechanic on duty…

“Cheap” old bikes can get expensive quick. At least it’s not French! 

Works for any eclipse! Day, night, eve, dawn.

It crops up in the news every now and again, and there must be enough that “Nearly two dozen states have tightened the leash recently on pet-owners illegitimately passing off Fido as a service animal.”

It does, however, serve as a handy alert that you’re a selfish prick. Like so many of the people with faux service dogs, these are probably exclusively held by people who don’t have real issues that might prevent a mask and will make life harder for those who do.