Either he’s suffering some strange stockholm syndrome and this is a cry for help, or he’s deeply aware of the trouble he is in and inviting us in on his pain.

It’s really not. Both of my hands, and the rest of my body, is pretty into the dudes and the ladies.

Sometimes the rides are more subtle though.

Damn, the fucking fajita sleuths have come out hard for this one.

The average American commute is apparently about 16 miles one way (according to NBC News poll within the last two years). Fox body is probably not a great roadtrip car regardless of what’s making it roll.

mmm never before have both my gun fetish and cankle fetish been sated at once...

Great place!1! 5 stars.

I’m so sorry to hear that.

If this were an identical Taco, people wouild be falling all over themselves for it. Here, high by at least $1500 if not 2K, no?

My Baltimore Colts whiskey glass always gets a smile, but I imagine (and hope) there are a few others out there.

I’m in if you need an accomplice.

I know lots of dishonest assholes with no respect for the law who have a full time job, own a home, and have kids. Let’s not judge books by their covers.

I’m a white guy, and I’m wary of white guys with this haircut. They’re always assholes. 

This sounds great! I am all about lentils. I look forward to making this sometime soon.

Prune whip! That’s what I’m here for.

plus a few you’d rather not imagine.

I feel like you’ll be able to get the same 84 month loan on a base Altima that you’ve been able to get for quite some time.