Is Beer Shark Baby Shark’s dad during this time of self-isolation?

Isn’t it fun living in a country where each one of 50 states has its own way of managing basically every part of the economy from buying a car to receiving health insurance to buying a cold sixer?

I am a language teacher, and “travel agent” has become one of those anachronistic terms left in textbooks that I have to explain to kids then ignore/work around.

I chose mine over a Forester because the Forester was horrendously slow, was less comfortable, cost a LOT more, and, despite being a physically larger car, didn’t provide much more usable space.

Even if you don’t find it offensive, it is wildly unprofessional to post as someone who is in a leadership position in (technically) amateur athletics in a supposedly educational institution. As a high school teacher and coach myself, I would expect to hear about it if I posted a joke about killing a spouse.

Haven’t seen a Saturn do this since high school.

FRIEND???

I’ve heard good things about Sling, plus I like Megan Mullaly in the commercials.

I’ve heard good things about Sling, plus I like Megan Mullaly in the commercials.

“Waffle makers are made by men and used for many purposes. But we never love waffle makers.” - James Franco, kind of

Call me when it’s Crystal Science

it’s really more of a pseudo.... Wait... wait a second. I think I have something here...

Who among us doesn’t appreciate a good knob? God knows I do.

My work puts me in touch with wealthy NYC and NYC-adjacent folks. Their webcams all started popping up their vacation homes last week-- Florida, Long Island, Jersey, Adirondacks, etc. They all acted surprised that they weren’t the only ones to have had that idea. So now they’re out there (with the neighbours they were…

My first thought was that someone sat down with a computer and a bunch of Teslas/other cars with some version of smaht pahk (god I hate those commercials) and set up a program to get them moving from spot to spot.

Yup. Checks out.

This happened at my grandmother’s on Thanksgiving a few years ago. They go EVERYWHERE. So scary and sharp. Otherwise good plates, though.

Frozen mango chunks are AMAZING. This is a recent discovery for me. Sweet but not TOO sweet, and the texture is a delight.

I had a Honda Fit and a CJ7 with no top or doors for a while. Although the Jeep was billed as “UTILITY” on the title, it was almost completely useless unless for some reason I HAD to get me, one other person, and a small amount of stuff through mud or over something steep in fair weather. That was/is a rare…