“We had an issue in Canada [last] year where the chequered flag was waved too early.”

This Is great to know! I always end up frantically putting ginger on everything to not waste It. PB, honey, banana and... ginger toast? Here we go!

This Mason jar might work...

I’m just glad no one was hurt. Take your star.

It’s a constant multi-sensory experience...

Burial shroud.

Remember that Windows 95 screensaver with the words that bounce around the screen?

If anyone wants to drug me or kill me, all they have to do is put some laced cookies or candy (except sugar cookies, I’m no fool) out any place that I go. 

I’m waiting to hear PETA weigh in on this. I thought it was inhumane to keep Dolphins in the tank.

I have Metamucil each day, and I’m 31. No judgment here.

Grape Nuts start as a box of crumbs.

Chrome has been on and off weird for a while.

“I would remind you that, throughout this world, one of the things that exists is the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.”

If my commute was 4 miles, I’d roll.

In Kinja It auto-capitalizes the letter “I” when It’s the first In a word for me. I’m too lazy to go back and fix It. I’m not sure why; It doesn’t do It In anything else on my computer. Too lazy to fix that, but not too lazy to reply to this...

I grew up right near DC. I had a Mark Rypien action figure (those four words make no sense, I know) when I was small. I got to visit FedEx (then Jack Kent Cooke Stadium) as It was being built since my dad knew a contractor Involved In construction. I went to the first home Dallas game (Gus Frerotte “led” them to…

I have a 2018 with a manual. It’s great. I agree on both counts.

Once again, buy a Honda Fit.