“There’s always next year.”

Man...as a safe driver and car insurance haver I can’t wait for an insurance company to hold some smug (or otherwise) Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property If they think that this Is a safe feature to use In a crowded lot.

“They are made from palm oil, milk solids and sugar; the cocoa and dark cocoa have cocoa powder.”

But he’s 5'9". Barely a top-10 height.

Doritos. A visionary. My god.

So there are multiple people out there moving tiny little horsies In Honda Fits. Good to know.

If I went to anywhere other than a children’s birthday party, a magic show, or a circus and anyone was dressed as any type of clown, I would be pretty nervous.

Was that horse’s name Cody? And was he in this Honda Fit?

“5'7" is working for me!”

5'7" is not a TOTAL dealbreaker...

I have driven much larger since, but I will never forget the time a summer job boss (a certifiable loon) sent me, probably 6 months into driving, to run errands around Pentagon City, right outside DC, in a standard shift Winnebago from the 70s. No visibility. Trying to park. Trying to just turn and not hit other cars o…

So “allantar” is a really obscure Spanish verb really only used in the Dominican.

RCR Guy Voice: “My Allanté hood scoop is ugliest hood scoop”?

The real crime is that they abandoned anyone in Indiana.

Googled an image of a beehive right now.... oh.

How did they ship “a bunch of” bees across an ocean in 1622?

How did you prepare the heart?

Oh, it is offal, but it’s not awful. The pun works its way in through your ears.

That would be an amazing roadtrip plan— only refueling at Waffle Houses.

I just bought 5+ pounds of beef heart and tongue (plus 1lb of homemade yogurt) for $19. Try the innards; they’re not awful!