Covered it recently?

I look forward to using this for all future out of office replies.

honestly, when was the last time she pooped?

Could you guys track down a doctor or a nutritionist to analyze the lists? I need to know which lineup would allow me to live the longest on a liquid diet. Water is necessary, but I also want to see a doctor weigh in on the long term benefits (relatively speaking) consuming most of your calories from a Yoo-Hoo vs.…

Glad to see water was a lottery pick.

Something with likely greater utility to a larger number of people and better reliability for all people. 

Has Gronk yet replied to invite him to the airport Ramada conference room for a no compromise informative chat about an exciting new product in the flavored seltzer / magical brain juice industry?

Can someone with more time and knowledge make a graph of how serious a failed novelty sports league is VERSUS how seriously it took itself?

I have SAP turned on, so many pro sporting events (and The Simpsons and some random shitty sitcoms) come through in Spanish. Also, Friends has audio description on which is wonderful.

If sports are about athletics and “winning” first, then the Redskins will be a perpetual bottom-10 franchise.

Her dad’s a physicist who did research on crystals. In the world of nerds, this is high humor.

Where is weird Al when we need him?

The transition by lead singer/Ronald from straight jacket to themed tassles is really fucking with me. That was... unsettling. I am unsettled.

Is oatmeal a stew? Would the presence of dino eggs impact your answer?

The placement of the “ß” seals it for me.

That’s about what I had in mind. Huh. Learn something new everyday.

I am so afraid to google what “dragoning” is...

I made a Spotify playlist with (nearly) all the pregame songs that make me want to run through a wall. A few of the deeper cuts weren’t on Spotify when I went through.

Same reaction here.

Not just ANY water. Mississippi municipal water.