Commuting isn’t completely analogous to driving as a job in terms of risk (or wear and tear). That’s why insurance companies now ask if you’re doing the Uber or Lyft thing with your car when you sign up or update your policy. 

I’ve conquered this problem by ordering coffee. There is no wait. They don’t ask my name. They put the coffee in the cup, hand it to me, and I leave.

Less than minimum wage PLUS you’re burning your gas and constantly driving around at risk of an accident, flat tire, etc.

I feel like I remember a lot of red cups have this on the bottom, so I remember diligently stacking them up to be recycled.

I don’t get these people that can’t cook. No one taught me to cook. I needed to eat, so I found a recipe, in a book or online, read it, accumulated the necessary things (ingredients or equipment), and followed the instructions.

I just learned from one of those links that Jerry Jones’s full name is “Jerrel Wayne Jones”.

That AND they’re a super frequent first-car around me. Those idiots can drive anything fast.

It’s amazing. These sorts of comments are so true to form each time that it’s become near impossible to tell parody from reality.

According to XE.com, the going rate is 38.6523 feral hogs : 1 bear, but I hear you can get a slightly better rate with a grizzly

Remember the days when people like you kept their mouths shut?

Agree that these critters are terrible for the environment, but also, to refer to the original question, while they can be dangerous, the number of wild pig attacks over a long period of time seems to fall WAY short of gun-related deaths.

I live in Connecticut, and our special food sucks. I’m overseas and had to explain this to someone recently when they asked what some special food from my “area” is. I quickly went bigger to talk about maple syrup, lobster, etc from the region.

I want to do this to my Honda Fit...

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IS THIS CRIBS CIRCA 2002? He’s all into green and gold, but color me confused.

I see Elton John.

Am I the only millennial that doesn’t order delivery? I’m 31 and can’t recall the last time I ordered delivery.

I am surprised that you have to be surprised at this surprise. Author is out of touch. tsk tsk tsk

That means that the car dealerships are least likely to change the channel because it isn’t prompting arguments between Randy, waiting for his Silverado to get alignment unfucked after he cheaped out on the shop that did the lift kit, and Todd, waiting on his Chevy Bolt’s third repair in the last 60 days.

I used to live in the Publix belt, and I miss it sometimes. It’s a pleasant grocery store. Thanks for reminding me about Publix!