Liquor store in my hometown a day or two before Christmas wouldn’t sell me beer. I needed the beer to survive Christmas. I was 29 with an out of state license. He knew the expiration interval and wouldn’t take it because the interval was different (due to a specific endorsement which requires DOT physicals). I was…

Weird automat.

“Davis made an appearance on ... Whose Line is it Anyway? in 2015.[1]

“Yo soy ardillas”

Are we just going to ignore the squirrel’s cleavage?

In college, my friends and I brought High Life to parties because we knew that we could put it in the fridge and it wouldn’t instantly be raided by other partygoers. I actually like it, too, so that’s a bonus! Second the effervescence.

This is the most boring edition of “Will it blend?” yet. GO BACK TO BLENDING IPHONES AND FISTFULS OF QUARTERS!

Shout out to Dancing with the Stars and not...

And I would go see Sinbad again today. What’s your point?

I saw Sinbad do a comedy show at the end of a Wizards game to ring in the new millenium.

It always looks like a harried madhouse behind the counter (the times I infrequently pass through a fast food place), but it always seems slow. I feel for those folks.

Is this cyberbullying? Those other kids will never be able to escape the shame of that day.

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Was this guy involved?

He had a while where he lost me. The non-sequitur dick and poop jokes just got to be too much; I’ve never said that before. He found my limit for dick jokes.

And Hoobastank.

I’d call it orange. Deep Yellow is a... bad band name.

The cops already have a policy of tickling people who are unconscious. Good luck faking it through a tickle attack!

Probably a fly rod, though, so it’s thin and flexible. You wouldn’t think they’d be such dicks assholes jerks.