That carpet pattern looks like the fore bathroom is overflowing!

Nah the “Assault is never the answer” argument doesn’t work here because not it makes it seem as if Tyson was the instigator and downplays the actions of the guy that was bothering him. While he COULD have handled it differently, dude was pretty much poking a bear with a stick in bothering Tyson. Play stupid games...

No slide show!

Over a decade ago, LeBron James announced that he was taking his talents to South Beach.

Considering how Starlink satellites are ruining Earth-based astronomy:

The key to committing public crime is to look bored while doing it, so people automatically assume you are allowed to be doing whatever super sketchy thing you are doing. It is when you start sweating and acting squirrelly they start getting suspicious.

Seriously, I must know where it’s posted so I can avoid that disgusting link.

I’m torn on this. As said, he clearly wasn’t an endorsement for the symbol, he was an idiot and a fuckup. So it seems unnecessary to remove it. I find it different compared to like Dukes of Hazzard, where the main characters are supposed to be likeable heroes but their car has a half dozen pro-confederacy aspects to…

That’s part of what is so maddening. He has such good material OUTSIDE of the transphobic shit. Which he caught flack for before. And it wasn’t all us woke types, it was ALSO people just not thinking that was good material. But like so many standups, he clearly just couldn’t take the criticism so he went in again. And…

The ending up on top of Lewis is irrelevant.  It is all of Max’s actions that led to that which is being discussed.  That you have trouble understanding suggests maybe you should add yourself to the idiot list. 

truly some of the worst voice acting/writing i’ve heard in a while, i hope they don’t change it a bit

Hold on, let me check my phone..

Maybe the pilot has just had a long fucking day and wants to have a cigarette in peace without a bunch of whiny bitch-ass passengers complaining about the smell and how smoking and flying is “dangerous” and you should have your hands at 10 and 2 or whatever on the yoke. I mean, fuck off.

Disgusting. Who would watch James Corden?

(meanwhile, on the low, he’s secretly thinking “go on...”)

How long until Musk starts mining cryptocurrency on his/other people’s Teslas?

It probably helped that you couldn’t do anything with the ripped tracks except add them to playlists that you could listen to while playing Xbox games. Still, that turned out to be a killer feature for a lot of Xbox players, and was a good way for Microsoft to flex over being the only console with a hard drive.

This is one of those very few situations that shakes my general position as being pro-prison abolition. Like most fraud, this was clearly a deliberated upon scheme to cheat people perpetratrated by a person with plenty of options and prospects. I don’t know how you rehabilitate whatever it is that makes a person…

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.