Ah, the Cartman Gambit, as it is known in technical circles.

Good for him. More companies should reward fans for fixing their games!

You’re gonna need a bigger duck.

Anyone who’s childhood bedroom wall featured a poster of this:

Or...?

It’s either pedo shit or white supremacist shit. Place your bets.

Maybe (now hear me out) they just had enough of his bullshit?

I mean, we could probably get them to attend enough fake Facebook events that they spend all their gas money and their wives are like “ok, no more cosplay for you”

I’ll bite. Please, elaborate on how hacking a bunch of inbred rednecks is going to be more effective than bringing a black militia armed to the teeth to a place where craven, toothless, Copenhagen drooling neanderthals hold racist rallies.

I’m my own source of destruction in my home.

It’s Oxenfree for $5 and 733 bonus games!

Looks pretty badass to me! Good luck to the cops in finding those specific three skateboarders all wearing nondescript clothes on low res video!

Geriatric driver mistakes gas for brake. Tale as old as time.

I apologize for ruining your name

How long before he starts pitching Alex Jones brand male virility supplements?

Can FIFA’s real world corruption be SO intense, that it actually extends to eSports?

This is some Westworld shit

Serious can mean constant monitoring for a brain swell, I don’t know what his condition was but when I was rear ended by a semi truck I was in the ICU and in serious condition until they were sure I wasn’t going to have any brain swelling or bleeding. Once they were sure I was in the clear I was released in a few…

I find this nothing short of astounding. He got hit in one of the most vulnerable places on the cage after he had already taken one hell of a nose dive into the barrier. The fact that he’s alive, let alone walking out of the hospital less than 48 hours after the accident....holy fuck. Someone give these safety…

True. It does come up a lot, but it’s usually positive. “She’s so brave. Look at her unique style.” As if she’s doing something innovative and fashion-forward and not dressing like a roadie for Mudvayne.