Skaters are salivating.

Wow! I loved this article - thanks. Really interesting analysis of data we don't usually think about. More like this please.

@violent peas: Slicehost is VPS.

Air conditioner.

U.S. airport security always embarrasses me to be an American.

Emacs baby.

I've never found Jessica Biel hot, shopped or not. I just don't get it.

This thing involves so many levels of stupid I can't see straight.

Wow - WiFi in the subway would be amazing. Among other things, you could look up service interruptions on the train.

@jakemiles: sorry - cut myself off there (my subconscious got tired of hearing me blather). ... and the multi-touch trackpad could be a toe in the water of this migration on the desktop.

Great article! A lot of people here seem to disagree, but I like that Gizmodo extrapolates from details to predict trends and discern the motivations of the powers that be. Creative and thought-provoking. Much more interesting than just another version of Consumer Reports.

@DaveExile: Could you elaborate? You seem to be implying something that Jesus Diaz agrees with, but it's over my head.

I'm buying the hardcover edition of Blonde and Wet.

Am I allowed to say my girlfriend's vibrator on Lifehacker?

@crazypills77: that's what she said.

3D, like the internet, is for porn.

@Cheetah Eldrick Woods: Ha! I laughed out loud.

@Akibake-: You nailed it. Product is useless.

Is that the version that makes you watch ads?

Any iPhone users that think this is awesome are actually Android users stuck in iPhone users' bodies.