How about some love for Goodell, Deadspin?

You have no idea who Marshall Lynch is??? And you are reading Deadspin????

Glendavis Glen Ross.

In story with @ramonashelburne we also report Mavs now fear they won’t now get audience with Jordan as Clips have essentially surrounded him.

In a few weeks, his strength and conditioning coach will be like, "Dude. You're dropping weights like crazy."

Reporter: “Coach, your line is looking strong this offseason. With so many options, how will you decide who to start.”

The Giants might not be on the hook, but it sounds like Jason Pierre Paul will be very soon.

I mentioned that he hoped it might have been a mistake and reposted it (the cover photo is a screenshot of him saying just that), but the initial removal is still a big deal.

This. It’s also worth noting that it’s possible to be fully vaccinated against measles and have your immune system not cooperate with the vaccine, leaving you unprotected against exposure.

Even if you are vaccinated on the normal schedule, if you later become immunocompromised for some reason, then it can undermine the vaccine’s efficacy. So, basically, since we know she was immunocompromised/suppressed for some reason, we can’t determine anything about the efficacy of the vaccine. Or at least that is…

You forgot radio signals into tooth fillings but still managed to get full marks for making it a chain of events!

jet fuel can’t melt steel memes.

Clearly she died from mercury poisoning that she got from drinking municipal water, that was fluorinated from the chem trails, that were created by government pilots, that were brainwashed by the illuminati, who put the subliminal messages in pop music.

AT LEAST SHE WASN’T AUTISTIC... EVEN DEATH IS BETTER THAN THAT!

A perfect child is a perfect accessory. They have the parental equivalent of buyer’s remorse, and trade-in value is next to nil.

SHE DIED WITHOUT THE CORPORATE MACHINE TELLING HER WHAT TO DO! MURRICA!

Congratulations, anti-vaxxers. You did it! You saved her from autism!

What gets me is that the “VACCINES CAUSE AUTISMMMMM” crowd is basically saying that having a child with autism is worse than having a child who becomes deathly ill with measles (or whooping cough, or whatever) and possibly dies. How is a child with autism worse than a DEAD CHILD?