Personnally, I'm tired of his SAAB story.

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

But how do they define "clergy"?

Just FYI, you did so in a SUPER confusing way.

Um, I think Drew said the opposite of what you think he said.

"I was supposed to block for Jordy Nelson, who was right behind me. We had practiced this dozens if not hundreds of times before. But when the ball appeared in front of me, just floating in the air, my mind went blank."

First Valentine's with her? You're stuck with that card. You don't have to have it out on DISPLAY forever (although it had better be sitting out on a desk for at least the rest of the month) but you're going to want to store it in a drawer or something so you can produce it when she asks about it.

Yes Russell Wilson is a weirdo, but you have to remember that under the new CBA, he was paid next to nothing for the past three seasons as a third round pick. I haven't really faulted him on being a brand ikeman because of this. I've just assumed it's because he actually needed the extra cash. He is in literally…

Of course he hates the Sixers. He's housebroken.

To be fair, I think a dog has every right to root against Michael Vick.

If any team deserves a mascot who actively hates the organization that employs him, it's the Sixers.

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

We can only assume that the NFL gave ESPN some sort of "stand down" order. #Ballghazi

The "only way"? That's wildly inaccurate. Here are two other ways that have the benefit of actually having worked, with other, mediocre East teams:

He and Lynch are right to challenge reporters and refuse to play along with their dumb questions.