I just thought this was an especially good observation considering Romo now has two fractured vertebrae. Also, I like seeing the Cowboys suffer. What?!

I stand in awe of your prognosticating abilities: From Your 2014 Why Your Team Sucks, Cowboys Edition:

The TMQ thing reminds me of old Simmons columns where he would refer to where players had finished in previous years on his NBA Trade Value list as though it were objective data. It'd be like, "Paul Pierce was in the top ten for eight straight years! He was clearly better than people thought." That's you using your…

ESPN has suspended McHenry indefinitely and will cooperate fully with the NCAA as it investigates these amateurism allegations.

"Redskin is a job" - Mark One Wolf

Doesn't have to be your baby necessarily. Any one off the street will do.

Not to take anything away from this guy's effort, but it's still no Aliens Baby Cargo Lifter.

"What's the big deal?" some people say. Liking the Bengals isn't addictive! It's a social thing! Lots of people do it! But I applaud Hawkins for taking a firm stance here. If I caught my child doing it in my home, I'd react the same way. I don't care what the studies say; Cincinnati Bengals fandom is a gateway to…

Expect to see that Cena costume on a discount rack soon because like its namesake, it won't sell either.

That Superman costume sucks a dick. Those cheapskates even make you buy your own wheelchair.

Percy Harvin: making his teammates blacker, one eye at a time.

As inevitably happens when blackness and quarterbacking are discussed, the obnoxious Rush Limbaugh weighed in on the issue, at 348 pounds.

Not actually caring would mean you're indifferent and don't even spend time thinking about it in any way. People who tweet about it or comment on articles crying about how little they care and how it's "not news" aren't indifferent.

He's no one to be trifled with.

He is a repulsive human, and a rapist, but his statement at the time was carefully worded to not actually concede to perpetrating non-consensual sex.