I JUST WANT TO DELIVER THE MAIL IN MY BIG BOY MAIL TRUCK!

My daughter, who was 11 at the time she wanted to start her food stand, couldn’t get it through her head why we couldn’t just whip up a batch in the kitchen and go peddle it on the street. Fortunately, the food handlers’ course at the local health department really brought home why we don’t run the business out of our…

But have they solved the problem of the mayostard expiring before the mustardayonnaise?

I’m starting a GoFundMe to cover my legal expenses after I beat this guy to death.

Animal abusers need to be registered like sex offenders and go around the neighborhood introducing themselves.

I would have love to watch it but xfinity said no playoff hockey for me last night.

Flyers lost 7-0 in the opening round. Fuck it, I’m a Golden Knights fan now.

Probably a stretch, and I know probably Calgary and Edmonton are closer, but I wonder if the Humboldt junior hockey team bus crash hasn’t made all Canadians, but especially in central Canada, even more ratcheted up for the NHL playoffs than normal. They could use some good news even as the toll of the crash continues…

Is he baking his bread at home or does he have access to a commercial kitchen? Around these parts you can’t sell food that isn’t prepared in a commercial kitchen that’s regularly inspected by the health department. If he’s doing it from home, color me unimpressed.

That’s the Penguins goal song!

I can confirm that this one is real:

I had to un-gray this comment so everyone else could enjoy it. Great job!

Acts of Tortuous Conduct

Top 5 songs about shitty reboot ideas. Go!

yeah, but hannity would have won easily if not for the millions of illegal and undocumented viewers.

When you’re all out of ideas and have no place to go

I’m at the doctors office and one of these damn Colonizers has her “comfort mongrel” sitting on the receptionist desk.

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