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Rick Sebak is an absolute treasure.

Bahaha. You mad genius.

Multi-Level Marketing... still frightening and gross.

Tears of Rage, indeed.

“Uh uh uh! PTSD is under-reported and under-diagnosed in veterans, many of whom feel afraid or ashamed and suffer silently or commit suicide

Easy: listen to Tchaikovsky’s 6th symphony and forget anything else exists.

This feature has existed for some time: in Mail, tap on the body area of your new message > in the resulting black toolbar, tap the right arrow > tap Insert Photo or Video.

Bruh... GATTACA.

Why you gotta dredge up high school feelings, Erik?

Oh yeah: if you’re looking for parking and happen upon a primo spot but there’s a chair in it, don’t touch it. That spot is reserved. Respect the chair and nobody gets their car “adjusted.”

...that now Goes to Somewhere.

This, so much. It’s rare to travel in one direction for too long.

Specific establishments:

  • Pittsburgh gets more precipitation than Seattle, and rain seems to come out of nowhere almost every day.

Shit. Is it insulting to my fellow white people when I address them only as such?

At risk of blowing up your time capsule workout space, where is this fitness park in PGH?

Not available in Puritansylvania. Guess it’s big bottles for me!

Where does one procure an airplane shooter of Fernet?

Oh boy. Fresh oysters, geoduck, and pFriem Pilsner is a trio made in heaven.