Case is garbage.

After visiting the homeland, fitting three dozen into one’s freezer is a challenge (but not impossible).

Maybe just scroll past any articles with any possible relation to the movie?

It’s so frustrating explaining this to wannabe vendors. I get it: your “whatever” is delicious and your spouse/parents/cube mate never get sick but the general public and health department can’t rely on that.

At least they pump the gas for you...

The internet is your new family and welcomes all into its sweet, pirated embrace.

That Flyers game was so satisfying.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave you ever seen the Flyers win the Cup?

Oooooooooo!

Yeah that’s nice but what’s the black sedan in the background?

Because they’ll do it.

Prince’s closing trifecta of “I Would Die 4 U” > “Baby I’m A Star” > “Purple Rain” is pretty damn solid.

I didn’t scroll down far enough to see you already got dibs

tortious conduct

Not really sure why someone else’s weight affects you enough to warrant calling them “fucking fat.” Keep on keeping on, you fucking twat.

If you’re eating this, you’re on a mission. And missions are priceless.

Preach!

“...and quickly escalated to me literally mixing the stuff with Maldon and eating if off a plate with my finger.”

So this is what success feels like...