A bit chilly, but what a show! The NHL and the Pens organization really came out looking first rate.

Born and bred! Go Pens!

Steep-ass hills. Chairs for reserving parking spaces. Jerkoff drivers. Must be Pittsburgh?

Back around 1999, I used to have a cow-orker named Patrick who loved to pull pranks on everyone else in the office, but this one guy Steve, for some reason, became Patrick’s favorite mark.

“Buy Ivanka’s stuuuuuuuuuuff”

There is no way I’m Googling “fingermouthing” at work.

Doesn’t matter, some developer is probably furiously at work on hand-recognition software as we speak.

...an under-18 nightclub

...given me the worst left-handed beating of my life.

Worst: a 2014 Hyundai Accent sedan, rented to drive from Pittsburgh to Sunday River in Maine. What sadists at Hyundai/Enterprise decided to infect humanity with a cruise control-less car?

Mum raised two unselfish boys. The one son has been wearing tattered shorts for ten years now.

I used to attend the same concerts as his son, Travis Bacon. Kevin would occasionally pick him up after the show. So not punk.

“I can’t say what will happen in 2017, but as you can see, things are clearly percolating. “

VAG will be contacting you shortly to offer a position of chief counsel for their buyback rejection strategy

He’s more of a so-so-ciopath

Well, they have to actually drive to make the list.

Hunterdon County, NJ between ‘01 and ‘05. One of the wealthiest counties in the country, but some of the sending districts were/are quite rural. Lots of trucks with farm plates and hay bales, one guy had a terrible XJ-6, a buddy had a second-gen Ramcharger with gorgeous magenta velour interior, an indestructible ‘91…

“To that end, each one of these ‘friends’ is immediately identifiable as a persistent asshole.”

But the Nick Cave/Warren Ellis OST for Hell or High Water is so GOOD. Gahhh.