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This is the kind of blind-eye commentary we need.

Bruh. Does your already exceptionally patient landlord not care about driveway stains?

So you know a Drew Magary enthusiast, or someone who should be a Drew Magary enthusiast, and you’re wondering what

Don’t blame me, blame the LA Auto Show coffee. It’s the real problem here.

Can confirm. Test drove a Model X P90D last week and launched it on an unsuspecting passenger. His nausea persisted for two hours.

Yes, please.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

apparently it’s so violent it can induce motion sickness so I wouldn’t recommend trying it more than a few times in a row.

So that would mean Ford is responsible for all those cars and coffee crashes?

You shut your whorish mouth!

It may lack the classic woody sides but this Eagle down in TN is pretty sharp and clean.

It’s great to see so many examples of proper tire inflation psi...

This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

Deer Jesus, we pray to you in these hard times.

My most insane road rage story is, regrettably, attributable to my own actions as much as the other party’s. However, it did cause me to swear off blood-red murder visions while behind the wheel from then on.