The starters didn't even last 5 innings in that game. But nice try.

Know someone who was the only person in the theater for an early show on Monday. I think that's the sign that it's ok to go full-throttle on spoiling everything.

As long as he brings along his Sports Machine. Perhaps he's redesigned it as a droid.

I think you repeated the Carol Kane interview by mistake.

Fan of Mad Men but no way it was close to the quality of Fargo, much less better. Or Better Call Saul. Or Mr. Robot. Or…

Axl and Slash hold a press conference for a 25 venue tour.

Over/under for venues they both played?

Perhaps, but I doubt Jesus would listen to a Christian radio station. He has much better taste than that.

So Bach wouldn't fall in the "most" category.

The difference is that most pro-Jesus songs are notoriously awful.

"So Dad, I fed your cats while you were in the hospital."
"They're grateful, I'm sure."

Does Harvard teach that you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition? Really?! They're worse there than I thought.

I believe you are correct.

Thankfully that exemption will no longer be necessary when The Donald bans disabled people from living in the country.

They just hated all the Latins overrunning their neighborhood.

If you're speaking or writing in Latin, it's unacceptable to end a sentence with a preposition. Otherwise, it's perfectly fine.

Curious, did you like Ordinary People?

And the producer looked at me and went, “Okay, forget the leading-man part. We’ll make him the town sleaze who’s turning all his friends in to the Mafia!”

And as it turns out, the last sentence did come to fruition. Eagles of Death Metal did join U2 for "People Have The Power" at the end of Monday's concert. Then U2 left the stage and EODM finished out the show playing their own song, "I Love You All The Time."

"Some people have been saying that Eagles of Death Metal will appear on stage with U2 tonight," U2 wrote on U2.com. "This is not the case. We have another surprise guest planned for tonight's show."