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I was gonna ask if grocery chains where you can actually see sushi chefs in-store making and packaging the food worth getting for inexpensive sushi.

Michael Caine admitted that once he became a star where he could pick-and-choose movies, he’d do the ones based on shooting location. Which explains why he was in Jaws 4.

BBQ Porgs from Last Jedi

I know, right? What is this, a Robert Altman movie?

Worse... they’re engaged

This must be a reboot of Super Size Me but instead of McDonald’s it’s his shitty pizza

This guy should perform at Charlie Balogh memorial service

This article reads like a Jeff Rosenstock song.

Here’s a life hack: just open it up in Incognito Mode

Hey, do you have any hot dogs on you?

Ack!!!!

Choo choo! Here comes the Wain Train!! Choo choo!

was it the movie Gettysburg? 

Whenever I see a Tom Cruise action movie...

Hey man, you speak-a my language

Any questions?!?